1. Are you single?
2. Date what gender?
I'm dating a girl, but I like both men and women. o:
3. Done any drugs?
I tried a cigarette once, and it was super gross. Not doing that again.
Other than that I take medication.
4. How old are you?
5. Adidas or Nike?
fucking neither sportball is for looooosers
6. Why did you and your ex break up?
Don't have an ex. >w>
7. What’s the most traumatic thing that’s happened to you?
When I was 14 I spent 4 days in a hospital because of reasons that anyone reading this probably knows already. The following few months were some of the worst of my life. >.>
8. Do you have any siblings?
A younger brother, 3 older brothers, and an older sister.
9. How tall are you?
10. Do you smoke?
11. Ever been to a festival?
loooooong time ago
12. What’s your favourite food?
Anything good. Mostly stuff that makes my brain fill with dopamine and I fall over and ded
13. Favourite pair of shoes?
I only have one sooooooo
14. Would you ever be in a long distance relationship?
15. Would you ever have a threesome?
If I did, it would have to be really perfect circumstances. Otherwise nah. >.>
16. Have you had a threesome?
17. If someone paid you to delete your tumblr how much would you insist it be?
I don't think I would, just because I like tumblr. Maybe $1,000? That sounds good.
18. What was your last lie?
"I'm fine" is kind of a constant one. Not for big stuff, but usually for stuff that I know I'll get over after a couple hours or a pizza or something.
19. Best compliment you have ever received?
Being told that I'm pretty and have really nice eyes. ;w;
20. What is your greatest strength or weakness?
Strength - It's not really me
, but I guess my friends. o:
Weakness - I cry reeeaaally easily. As my friend Jake so eloquently put it, I'm a "sensitive clit". XD
21. What is your perfect pizza?
Pepperoni and sausage, but with small chunks of sausage so it doesn't affect weight distribution. o:
22. What was your first thought when you woke up this morning?
"I just slept on a friend's couch and am the most well-rested I've been in weeks."
23. Do you get along with your family? If not why not?
I don't talk to my family much, even though we live together. They're super closed-minded, which doesn't mix well with being bisexual and not believing in a god.
24. Ugly and live forever or attractive and die in a year?
That's stupid, you're stupid. Why would I want to live forever and witness the end of everything and everyone I have ever loved, AND why would I want to die in a year just to be slightly hotter?
25. What cheers you up?
Friends, music, delicious dinner meals, Olan Rogers
26. Weed or Alcohol?
27. What turns you on?
If you want I could go down a list, but we'd both be here forever and only one of us is really committed to this.
28. How many relationships have you been in?
Just one. Only needed one.
29. How many people have you slept with?
what did I just say
30. How many followers do you have?
54. And some of them are the same person, most don't even read these. ;w;
31. Who is your favourite rapper?
Egoraptor all the way
32. Who’s your favourite artist?
Pendleton Ward, Alex Hirsch, Rebecca Sugar, Justin Roiland, and Miyazaki are all huge inspirations.
33. If you had to fuck a celebrity who would you fuck?
fucking I dunno
made me fucking look up celebrities for shows I watch
I guess Kimiko Glenn?
34. If someone paid you 1million would you fuck Lindsey Lohan’s dad?
Looked up a picture, for a million dollars, which is A LOT, I would totally have sex with him.
35. Kendall Jenner or Kylie Jenner?
I know they're pretty famous right now, but they're also shitty people and I don't even think they're attractive.
Mostly because they're shitty people. So neither.
36. What’s the weirdest thing that’s ever happened to you?
I feel like there should totally be some big event that happened to me that I would look back on, but mostly just life stuff. No Twilight Zone moments, or any big life-changing, "woah" events. Just meh.
37. What’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened to you?
Dokapon Kingdom. And yes, many, many tears were shed. None were mine.
38. Do you have a job?
Nah, I'm way too broken to hold a job.
39. On a scale of 1 to 10 how much does tumblr rule your life?
I guess 2? I check it a couple times a day, mostly when I can't sleep, but that's all. I use it for porn and jokes and Buddhist stuff mostly.
40. If you could sell your soul what would you want in return?
I think someone needs to explain the logistics of souls in-depth before we consider transactions including them
41. Ever sent nudes?
Oh yeah. Full-on naked cam stuff.
42. Would you ever shave your head?
I did when I was a kid. Not
a good look for me.
43. Would you rather sniff coke or do Molly*?
What kind of hard drugs do you expect me to be into? This is fucked up, man.
44. Instagram or Facebook?
46. What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done?
I can be a dick sometimes, but I don't think I've ever done something unforgivable. >.>
47. Ever cheated on a partner?
49. If you had to choose one way to die what would it be?
Peacefully, in my sleep, at an old age, with all my personal biz sorted out.
50. Do you have a crush? If so who?
Oh yeah, I'm totally crushing on this girl. If only my senpai girlfriend of 3 years would notice me, I'd be the luckiest anime schoolgirl/ninja in all of Neo New Tokyo!
51. If you found $1 million dollars what would you do?
Combined with the million from banging Micheal Lohan, I think I would buy a house, and a car, and live as long as I can on that.
52. Favorite writer?
Probably JK Rowling.